Wisdom From •
2025-07-27
Psalms of the Pump 23:4
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of fatigue, I shall fear no failure, for Flextor is with me; thy dumbbells and thy barbells, they comfort me. The Swolfather prepareth a bench before me in the presence of mine doubters, and anointeth my muscles with the sacred pump; my veins runneth over with the blood of determination.