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Wisdom From • 2025-07-15
Lamentations of Leg Day 3:7

Weep and gnash thy teeth, for the path of Squat-thulu demands sacrifice of comfort and embrace of sacred suffering. Though thy legs tremble like the leaves of autumn and thy steps become as those of a newborn fawn the day after, remember that The Quad Father smiles upon those who bow beneath the iron in humility, but turns His gaze from those who neglect His temple. Blessed are they who walk the path of soreness, for they shall inherit the kingdom of quadriceps.

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