The Iron Scriptures

"Blessed is the lifter who dwelleth in the house of iron, for Flextor shall fill thy vessels with the sacred pump, and thy muscles shall overflow with blood. As water rushes through valleys, so shall thy pre-workout course through thy veins, bringing forth sensations of tingles and power divine. Let not thy pump be fleeting, but chase it with devotion, for in the fullness of muscle lieth the evidence of faith."