The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spoke unto his children, saying, "Thou shalt cast away the garments of the sedentary, for they are an abomination before mine eyes. As thou journeyeth from the land of Flabgypt through the desert of Discomfort, remember that Cutdusa guides thy path, turning the softness of thy flesh into the hardened stone of definition, if thou remainest faithful in thy offerings of sweat."