The Iron Scriptures

Verily I say unto you, brothers and sisters in iron, that Brodin rewards not those who merely show their presence in the temple, but those who worship with intensity and proper form. As the Quad Father watches over thy leg development, remember that the depth of thy squat reflects the depth of thy commitment to the Iron Path. Let thy thighs grow mighty through humble service to the sacred barbell, for it is not the weight that matters, but the manner in which thou honorest it.