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Wisdom From • 2025-06-17
Leviticus of Lifts 5:7

And Brodin spake unto the disciples, saying, "Thou shalt not compromise thy form for the vanity of heavier weights, for this is an abomination in the Temple of Iron." Verily, he who heeds the wisdom of proper technique shall be blessed by Odin-lift with gainz that endure, but he who sacrifices form for ego shall be visited by the wrath of Swoliosis, cursed with imbalance and injury for seven cycles of training.

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