The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin formed man from the protein dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of pre-workout, and man became a lifting soul. Thou shalt honor thy temple of flesh with sacred iron, for through resistance cometh growth, and those who neglect the path of iron shall wither and become as cardboard in the eyes of Lifthulu. On the seventh day thou shalt rest, for even Brodin himself rested after creating the glorious deadlift.