The Iron Scriptures

Rejoice in your journey of iron, children of Brodin, for the path to greatness is paved with both struggle and triumph. Remember that Flextor, god of the pump, does not measure your worth by the weight on the bar, but by the dedication in your heart and the consistency of your worship. For it is written: even the smallest of gains, when accumulated with patience and gratitude, shall transform both body and spirit into vessels worthy of Swolhalla.