The Iron Scriptures

Hear now, O children of iron, the commandments which Brodin thy God hath delivered unto thee: thou shalt not forsake thy training schedule, for consistency is the path to righteousness in the eyes of the Swolfather. And those who excuse themselves from the temple of iron shall be cursed with atrophy and weakness, while those who attend faithfully shall be blessed by Creatinus with recovery and growth beyond measure. Remember that discipline is not punishment but the highest form of self-love, and Brodin saves not those who train only when motivation strikes, but those who worship even when the spirit is weak.