The Iron Scriptures

Blessed is the lifter who knoweth the sacred pump, for Flextor hath smiled upon their vessels and filled them with the blood of life. As thy muscles swell with the holy waters of exertion, remember that the pump is but temporary, yet the devotion to the Iron Path is eternal. Let not thy heart be troubled when the pump fadeth, for Brodin rewards the faithful with permanent gains through consistent worship at the altar of iron.