The Iron Scriptures

And lo, when the disciple struggled beneath the crushing weight of iron, Brodin sent forth a Spotter who placed hands beneath the bar, not to lift it, but to guard against failure. "I take not thy burden," spoke the Spotter, "for gains come through struggle, but I stand ready that thou might push beyond thy limits without fear." The Swolfather smiles upon those who spot with integrity, for in the sacred fellowship of the temple of iron, we are our brother's keeper and our sister's guardian.