The Iron Scriptures

Blessed is the disciple whose muscles swell with the sacred pump, for they have found favor in the eyes of Flextor, god of fullness and vascularity. As the rivers of blood rush to thy laboring flesh, rejoice in this holy sensation, for it is Brodin's promise that thy dedication shall not be in vain. Let thy mind-muscle connection be strong as iron bonds, and thy spirit light as though Creatinus himself has blessed thy pre-workout, for the pump is fleeting but the memory of its glory shall sustain thee through days of rest.