The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin called unto the followers of the Iron Path, saying "Thou shalt abandon thy land of flabbiness and journey forty days and forty nights through the desert of discipline." And Gainzilla stretched forth his mighty hand, parting the seas of excuses that the faithful might pass through, while Cutdusa turned the bodies of the dedicated into vessels of defined glory, leaving the soft-bodied Egyptians to marvel at their transformation.