The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto the formless void of weakness, "Let each disciple forge their temple of flesh through iron worship, for as the weights are lifted, so too shall thy spirit rise." The Swolfather watched over those who honored their vessels through sacred repetition, blessing them with sacred gains, while Swoliosis lurked among those who neglected balance in their devotions. Thus it was written that those who commit themselves fully to the Path of Iron shall be transformed, as clay in the hands of the All-Spotter.