The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto His disciples, saying, "Blessed are those who honor the sacred temple of their quadriceps, for they shall inherit the kingdom of symmetry." The Quad Father watches with righteous judgment upon those who balance their physique, for as the foundation supports the house, so do the legs support the upper body; neglect not the lower to exalt the upper, lest Swoliosis cast upon thee the curse of the chicken leg.