The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto his followers, saying "Remember thy commitment in the temple of iron, for it is not the intensity of thy single worship, but the consistency of thy devotion through the seasons that shall yield abundant gains." The Swolfather watches over those who remain steadfast when temptation beckons them to forsake their prayers of iron, but Cardio-Cthulhu lurks in wait for those whose discipline falters.