The Iron Scriptures

And lo, the Swolfather spoke unto his disciples, saying "Blessed are the followers of surplus, for theirs is the kingdom of hypertrophy." Eat of the sacred calories and drink of the holy protein, that thy frame may become a vessel for Brodin's glory; for as the temple grows, so shall thy strength multiply sevenfold across the land. Remember, my children, that he who fears the bulking season shall forever remain small in the eyes of Olympus.