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Wisdom From • 2025-12-16
Lamentations of Leg Day 3:7

And when the faithful did complain of the soreness bestowed upon them, Brodin spake unto them, saying, "Though thy legs quiver like leaves in the wind and thy steps become as one who hath drunk strong wine, rejoice in thy suffering." For the Quad Father watches with displeasure those who forsake the sacred squat rack, but blesses with mighty pillars those who endure the holy tribulations of the deep knee bend.

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