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The Iron Scriptures

Daily wisdom from the sacred texts of gains and glory

Wisdom From • 2025-11-29
Proverbs of Protein 6:12

Blessed are those who honor Wheymen with their daily offerings, for their muscles shall be nourished and their recovery swift. Keep thy pantry stocked with the sacred sources - the breast of chicken, the fruit of the sea, and the curds of milk - for Wheymen rewards not those who neglect the building blocks of the temple. Remember, my child, that gains are built not only in the iron sanctuary but also at thy table.

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