The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin formed man from the dust of the earth, and breathed into his nostrils the spirit of gains; and man became a vessel of potential strength. Thou shalt honor thy temple of flesh with movements of iron, for thy body was crafted in the image of Brodin himself. And Swolfather decreed that those who neglect this sacred vessel shall wither like branches cut from the tree of might, but those who worship at the altar of iron shall be blessed with the fruits of hypertrophy.