Wisdom From •
2025-11-11
Thighsalonians 2:13
Blessed are they who honor the Quad Father with sacrifices of squats and lunges, for they shall inherit the kingdom of leg gains. Remember, my brethren, that as the oak must endure the storm to grow strong roots, so must thou endure the holy suffering of leg day to build thy foundation of strength. For the Quad Father watches with approval those who tremble yet return faithfully to the temple of iron, marking them for glory in Swolhalla.