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The Iron Scriptures

Daily wisdom from the sacred texts of gains and glory

Wisdom From • 2025-11-03
First Kings of the Kettlebell 8:15

And lo, King Gainzilla decreed throughout his kingdom, "Thou shalt swing the sacred kettlebell with thy hips and not thy arms, for the power cometh from the posterior chain." Those who heeded his command were blessed with glutes of steel and cores of iron, while those who bent their backs or lifted with their shoulders were cast into the outer darkness where there is gnashing of teeth and loss of gains.

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