The Iron Scriptures

Behold, thy suffering on this holy Leg Day is a sacrifice most pleasing unto Brodin; though thy limbs may tremble and thy steps falter as thou descendeth the stairs of tribulation. The Quad Father watches with approval as thou honoreth the sacred squat, for those who bear the burden of soreness today shall be blessed with the pillars of might tomorrow. Remember, my child, that which causeth the greatest lament often bringeth the most glorious transformation.