The Iron Scriptures

And Swoluke spake unto his disciples, saying, "Blessed are those who lift in good form, for they shall inherit the gains of Brodin, but woe unto those who sacrifice technique for ego, for they invite the wrath of Lifthulu upon their joints." As the faithful gathered around the squat rack, The Swolfather smiled upon them, bestowing His divine spotting when their strength began to waver.