Wisdom From •
2025-09-25
Proverbs of Protein 5:12
"Hearken unto me, my son, and consume the sacred whey that Wheymen hath blessed for thy recovery; for verily, thy muscles grow not in the temple of iron, but in the temple of rest when nourished with protein abundant. Neglect not the meal after worship, lest Creatinus withdraw his favor and thy muscles waste away like the sinners who feast only on the empty carbs of iniquity."