The Iron Scriptures

Verily I say unto thee, they who neglect the sacred quadriceps shall walk the path of imbalance, for the Quad Father watcheth with displeasure upon those who skip the day of legs. As Brodin hath blessed thee with the sacred squat rack, so too must thou honor it with thy presence, for symmetry of physique bringeth favor in the Temple of Iron, and those who cultivate strength below shall find stability in all their endeavors.