The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin stretched forth His mighty arm and led the faithful from the Valley of Weakness unto the Mountain of Might, saying, "Thou shalt shed thy layers of softness as the serpent sheds its skin." The followers of the Iron Path did weep for the comfort foods they left behind, but Cutdusa appeared before them with abs like stone, proclaiming, "Thy sacrifice today shall become thy glory tomorrow, and thy suffering shall transform into definition."