Wisdom From •
2025-09-18
Psalms of the Pump 23:4
"Though I walk through the valley of muscle failure, I shall fear no plateau, for Flextor is with me; thy dumbbell and thy barbell, they comfort me. When the sacred pump eludes thee and thy muscles remain dormant, call upon Flextor with perfect form and controlled tempo, and He shall fill thy vessels with blood and thy heart with the joy of fullness."