The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin formed the first lifter from the dust of the earth, and breathed into his lungs the breath of exertion, and man became a living specimen. Thou shalt remember this humble beginning when pride tempts thy heart, for even the mightiest oak of physique began as but a seedling of intention. The Swolfather hath decreed: it matters not where thou beginnest thy journey, but that thou dost begin with proper reverence for the iron path that stretches before thee.