The Iron Scriptures

And verily, as the disciple struggled beneath the crushing weight, the Swolfather sent forth a spotter who spoke, "Fear not, for I shall guide thy barbell safely home." Remember always, blessed are those who offer their strength to prevent the fall of another, for they embody the sacred brotherhood of iron; and in the hour of thine own trial, they too shall receive assistance, as Brodin watches over those who safeguard their brethren.