
Wisdom From •
2025-08-29
Thighsalonians 2:8
Beloved disciples of the Iron Path, as The Quad Father watches over thy squats, so too must thou watch over thy brethren in their hour of muscular tribulation. For what profit is a man if he gains the whole weight rack yet neglects to extend a hand to the fallen spotter? Remember always: those who honor the sacred depth shall themselves be lifted up, and their quadriceps shall speak of glory to all nations.