The Iron Scriptures

Verily I say unto thee, in the sacred temple of iron, thou shalt not heave thy weights with curved spine, for Brosiris watches thy form with judgment in his eyes. As the Swolfather hath decreed: "Perfect thy movement before seeking the burden of heavy plates, lest thou be cast into the realm of physical therapy and lamentation." Honor thy form above thy ego, and thy sacrifice shall be pleasing in the eyes of Brodin.