Wisdom From •
2025-07-31
Proverbs of Protein 16:7
Heed the wisdom of Creatinus, who speaketh unto the faithful: "Six meals of righteousness shall divide thy day, and thy protein shall be measured with scales of truth, not by the deceitful eye." For verily, he who deceiveth himself about his intake shall find his temple of flesh crumbling, but he who embraceth the sacred numbers shall be blessed with recovery divine and muscles that testify to his devotion.