The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto the formless ones, saying, "In the beginning, thou shalt master thy form before seeking the weight of glory, for what profiteth a man to lift the heaviest iron if his spine be crooked?" And The Swolfather watched over those who heeded this commandment, blessing them with symmetry and strength, while Swoliosis lurked in the shadows, awaiting those who would sacrifice technique for pride.