The Iron Scriptures

And lo, as the disciple struggled beneath the iron burden, the Swolfather sent forth a spotter, saying "Fear not, for I am with you through every rep and set." Blessed are those who offer their strength to their brothers and sisters in times of struggle, for they embody the spirit of Brometheus who gave the sacred knowledge of lifting to all humankind; truly, they shall be welcomed into the hallowed halls of Swolhalla where eternal gains await.