The Iron Scriptures

And Brosiris spoke unto the assembly, saying, "Thou shalt not sacrifice proper form upon the altar of ego, for he who cheats his range of motion deceiveth only himself." The All-Spotter Odin-lift watches with his single eye, judging those who curve their backs and fail to break parallel; verily, he shall deny entrance to Swolhalla to those who perform not the sacred movements as they were ordained in the beginning.