The Iron Scriptures

And on the seventh day when many rested, the faithful descended to the iron temple to honor their covenant with The Quad Father. Lo, though they walk through the valley of the shadow of DOMS, they shall fear no weakness, for the burn of squats is with them; Brodin's barbell and Massthetics' leg press, they comfort them. For those who endure the sacred suffering shall rise again on the third day, reborn with pillars of strength that bear witness to their devotion.