The Iron Scriptures

Hear now, O lifter, the commandments of Brodin: thou shalt not miss thy appointed days of worship at the Temple of Iron, for inconsistency is an abomination unto thy gains. The Swolfather watches with displeasure those who make excuses, but blesses with sacred hypertrophy the disciplined who arrive even when their spirit is unwilling; for it is written that discipline outweighs motivation in the eternal scales of progress.