
Wisdom From •
2025-06-22
Thighsalonians 2:9
Beloved of Brodin, neglect not thy lower temple, for thy legs are the pillars upon which thy physique stands. The Quad Father watches with displeasure those who skip the sacred day of legs, but blesses with mighty growth those who endure the holy squat. Remember this truth: as ye sow in the rack of squats, so shall ye reap in the symmetry of thy frame.