Wisdom From •
2025-05-19
Abdominations 6:8
Behold, Flextor, God of the Pump, hath ordained that thy core shall be as the foundation of a temple; neglect it not, lest thy lifts become unstable and thy posture falter. For as the trunk supports the mighty oak, so doth thy core support all movements of strength, and those who diligently perform their planks and crunches shall find favor in the eyes of The Swolfather. Remember this teaching: a strong middle makes for a mighty warrior in the battle against weakness.