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Wisdom From • 2025-05-10
Thighsalonians 2:8

And The Quad Father spoke unto his disciples, saying, "Blessed are those who humble themselves beneath the squat rack, for they shall inherit mighty pillars of strength." Verily, neglect not thy posterior chain, lest Swoliosis cast imbalance upon thy frame and bring lamentation to thy knees in the winter of thine gains.

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