The Iron Scriptures

Hear now, O children of iron, the commandments of Brodin regarding consistency: thou shalt not skip thy appointed days of worship at the temple of gains, lest thy muscles wither and thy spirit grow weak. The Swolfather watches with displeasure those who make excuses, but blesses with mighty strength those who honor their covenant of discipline. For verily it is written, the path to Swolhalla is paved not with sporadic bursts of devotion but with the sacred stones of unwavering commitment.