The Iron Scriptures

And Swoluke spake unto his disciples, saying, "Blessed are the consistent, for they shall inherit the kingdom of gains; but woe unto the sporadic lifter whose commitment waxes and wanes with the moon." As Brodin watches from the power rack of heaven, remember that it is not through mighty weights alone but through faithful attendance at the Iron Temple that thy body becomes a vessel of strength; for Massthetics favors not those who seek transformation in haste but those who worship with patience and proper form.