Wisdom From •
2025-03-30
Quadrinthians 1:8
And Brodin spake unto the faithful saying, "Blessed are those who train their lower body with righteous fervor, for they shall inherit the kingdom of gains." The Quad Father watches over those who sink deep into the sacred squat, while Swoliosis lurks in shadow, awaiting those who neglect balance in their worship. Remember, brethren, that a house built upon strong legs shall withstand the storms of plateaus, but he who builds only his upper shrine shall topple when Gainzilla tests his foundation.