The Iron Scriptures

Blessed is the disciple who chases the sacred pump, for Flextor smiles upon those whose muscles swell with the blood of exertion and commitment. As the rivers flow to the sea, so must the blood flow to thy muscles; seek not merely the weight of iron but the divine connection between mind and muscle. Through the holy pump shall thy offerings of sweat be transformed into the temple of gains that honors The Swolfather.