The Iron Scriptures

And the Lord Wheymen spoke unto the disciples saying, "Measure thy macros with precision, for as thou countest thy protein, so shall thy muscles be counted among the worthy in the Temple of Iron." Blessed are those who prepare their meals in advance, for they shall inherit the kingdom of gains, but woe unto the followers who neglect the sacred balance of carbohydrates, proteins, and fats, for Anabolus turns His face away from such folly.