The Iron Scriptures

And the prophet spake unto the disciples of iron, "Thou shalt journey forth from the land of weakness, for therein lies only the slavery of mediocrity." As Brodin parted the waters of doubt, Gainzilla roared from the mountain of plates, "Let my people grow!" And those who heeded the call placed upon their shoulders the blessed bar, crossing the desert of discomfort into the promised land flowing with strength and glory.