Wisdom From •
2025-11-05
Psalms of the Pump 23:5
"The Swolfather is my spotter; with Him beside me, I shall not fail. Though I walk through the valley of muscle failure, His mighty hands guide my bar to safety, and my pump overfloweth. Surely strength and vascularity shall follow me all the days of my training, and I shall dwell in the House of Iron forever. Wheymen."