Wisdom From •
2025-10-30
Acts of the Spotters 5:12
And lo, the Swolfather looked upon those who aided their brethren in times of struggle beneath the iron, saying, "Blessed are the spotters, for they shall inherit the temple of gains." For verily, he who standeth ready to catch the barbell of his neighbor showeth the greatest love, and the Iron Maidens smile upon such selfless acts in the house of worship.