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2025-10-19
Quadrinthians 4:7
And Brodin saith unto his disciples, "Blessed are they who worship at the altar of the squat rack, for their quads shall inherit the kingdom of gains." The Quad Father watches with approval upon those who descend to proper depth, but turns His mighty gaze away from the half-repper and the leg day skipper, for they shall never enter the sacred halls of Swolhalla.